Fuck up ! 23 ! Romford, Essex. Adeje, Tenerife ! Gay !
Purpose? There is no purpose!

Half day

Half day

This reminds me of the time I was a real life pirate in the bull…..

This reminds me of the time I was a real life pirate in the bull…..

You know you need to tidy your room when you sleep on a fork….

You know you need to tidy your room when you sleep on a fork….

My favourite check in desk :D

My favourite check in desk :D

This ain’t work….

This ain’t work….

Drive

Drive

I hate bitchy gays. In general MOST gays.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

I was bored. Went on Facebook. Listened to this Song.

Reminded me of home *lightbulb moment*….

The Result

I like Loro Parque

I like Loro Parque

smithsonianmag:

Rare White Killer Whale Photographed
UPDATE: The original photo has been replaced with a more recent photo of a white orca.

Originally observed in August 2010 near the Commander Islands in the North Pacific, researchers decided to wait until the animal had been studied further before releasing photographs.

Photo: E. Lazareva / Newscom
Ed note: Almost as rare as a white killer whale is the mysterious narwhal. Our article on the “unicorn of the sea.”

smithsonianmag:

Rare White Killer Whale Photographed

UPDATE: The original photo has been replaced with a more recent photo of a white orca.

Originally observed in August 2010 near the Commander Islands in the North Pacific, researchers decided to wait until the animal had been studied further before releasing photographs.

Photo: E. Lazareva / Newscom

Ed note: Almost as rare as a white killer whale is the mysterious narwhal. Our article on the “unicorn of the sea.”

greenecstasy:

I love you, man.
- When you had purple hair. ♥
-When I picked up rubbish for a living

greenecstasy:

I love you, man.

- When you had purple hair. ♥

-When I picked up rubbish for a living

Airport!

Good Evening everyone.

Im Victor and I’ll be travelling to the airport with you today, along with <insert name> who is our driver, and your all very lucky as <insert name> passed his driving test this morning!

Id just like to run through a few points to ensure the last parts of your holiday are as smooth as the rest of your holiday should of been. So I ask you all to remain seated whilst the coach is moving, and that you all have your seatbelts on, those of you in an aisle seat can you quickly pop up your arm-rest into the horizontal position.

Hopefully you wont need them but but the exits are here next to me and to the rear of the coach. Theres no smoking on the coach so no crafty cigarettes at the back of the coach!

You may have noticed that the coach is air conditioned, so you can blast the cool air on yourself to begin to acclimatise yourself to home. We’re heading straight for the airport, which should take 25 minutes, so sit back relax and when we get nearer to the airport ill run through all that you can expect at the airport…..

Story behind the photo&#8230;.
One year there was a fiesta going on, a mental man ran into this shop, took a samurai sword from a statue outside ran to the shop next door and lopped a ladies head off and ran around the streets of Los Cristianos with it&#8230;as it was a fiesta all the kids thought it was a big joke!!!

Story behind the photo….

One year there was a fiesta going on, a mental man ran into this shop, took a samurai sword from a statue outside ran to the shop next door and lopped a ladies head off and ran around the streets of Los Cristianos with it…as it was a fiesta all the kids thought it was a big joke!!!